If I have to hear Oprah Winfrey yap about how porn unrealistically portrays women and how real women don’t enjoy messy cum shots and facials I am going to punch her right in her fat, pudgy face!
With my fat, pudgy cock!
Seriously though… I understand this shit is made up and that if I ever want to experience one of these blowjobs for real, I’ll probably have to get a hooker or an escort (yes, there is a difference ($$$ and teeth or lack thereof)).
I go to sites like Mr Big Dicks Hot Chicks because it fulfills what is missing in my regular sex life!
I like watching these ladies scream as they try to take his entire rhino cock inside their tight little snatches. I like watching them gag on his girth while trying to throat job the entire thing. And most of all, I enjoy watching them take that cum shot right to the face!
So leave me alone Oprah!